They should have called the cunnilingus machine the "Gap-Lapper"

G-Pod. Ohhkkaay. She even says about disabled women and all. The Other One? I may never sleep again.

In a bad way, if that wasn't clear.

Better Living Through Technology, is what I always say.

Chinese breast-massaging robot (alas, no actual breasts being massaged)

Somehow the mechanical gadgets seem sort of cartoony.

Wonder if they were inspired by the Fornicon cartoons?

Heh, when I clicked on the first link, and saw the naked woman--I said to myself--well, that's pretty bold of them, to advertise their gadget on a live model... I click on the picture, and what do you know?

The machine in the second link is just WRONG. No wonder it's been generously loaned out to them by Fucking Machines.com

nicky--thanks for the slide link--that really looks like it's more fun than the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Tongue Lasher:)