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27 February 2008

Metachat Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! You may already have won: →[More:]

A thousand prairie dogs in fetishwear reciting Hamlet’s soliloquy; a scale model of the Battle of Bunker Hill, as fought by Smurfs and Decepticons; backstage passes to see Justin Timberlake sing the Captain Beefheart catalog (sponsored by Fiji Water), and a pair of personally autographed kneepads; and a 97,000 llama-power 1964 Renault with power ashtrays and a glutinous rice interior.

Runners-up will recieve...

post by: bmarkey at: 19:45 | 12 comments

... a baby's arm holding an apple.

Oh wait, that's already been done.

posted by Ardiril 27 February | 19:51

A pair of Sans-A-Belt Slacks as endorsed by Bob Barker!

posted by arse_hat 27 February | 20:13

The 17-Volume Blue-Suede Bound Edition of the Complete Works of Al "They'll Do It Every Time" Scadulo, a three year's supply of Rice-a-Rooney, the San Fernando Treat, a free catalytic converter from Muttley Muffler (only fits Fords more than 5 years old) and the Seventh Edition of the MetaChat Home Game, with 17 all-new "OMG BUNNY"s...

posted by wendell 27 February | 20:21

I hate to say it so early in a thread, but I think Wendell's won the thread with the reference to the "Metachat Home Game".

Of course, for winning the thread, Wendell gets to take home a........

BRAND NEW CHRYSLER CORDOBA CONVERTIBLE!!

posted by richat 27 February | 21:08

And all the wacky pizza he can eat.

posted by ethylene 27 February | 21:49

Ardiril for the win! I was thinking the exact same thing. ;-)

posted by Doohickie 27 February | 22:31

...CHRYSLER CORDOBA CONVERTIBLE!!

With fine Corinthian leather interior. But that's not all...this LIVING ROOM SET! From BROYHILL!

posted by Miko 28 February | 00:21

A $50 gift certificate from the Spiegel Catalog!

posted by arse_hat 28 February | 00:23

...Chicago, Illinois, 60609.

posted by bmarkey 28 February | 00:28

Damn right bmarkey! And, I just found out it's still around and a $3 billion a year business. I had no idea.

posted by arse_hat 28 February | 00:31

Oh yeah. Most of the granny-ladies here at work get their Spiegel catalog... although now that I think of it, it's usually just the ones from Back East that do. Hmmm.

posted by bmarkey 28 February | 00:54

I was expecting a picture to appear in that large space in richat's comment... you know, some kind of car vaguely related to a Chrysler... like this:
≡ Click to see image ≡

I was seriously (?) considering throwing in a case of Turtle Wax, but how many of us even bother to wax our turtles these days?

Also, strong lightweight luggage from American Tourister, a Master Mechanic shop vac from True Value Hardware Stores, with over 5000 locations nationwide, and a supply of Mary Kay cosmetics, creams, lotions, glamour makeup and men's toiletries, all from Mary Kay!

posted by wendell 28 February | 04:28

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