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19 February 2008

My sisters are coming to town the first week of March and I just got us tickets to see THE TYRA BANKS SHOW. Tyra Banks, live in the flesh. OMG I am so excited.
live in the flesh

Including her vagina arms!

I learned that from jrossi.
posted by mudpuppie 19 February | 14:56
This is good news.

I hope you are ready to freak out. Because that's all I ever see of that show.
posted by pokermonk 19 February | 14:56
I am SO ready to freak out.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 February | 15:01
WooHoo!!!! Good for you guys!!! I like her - I don't care what anyone else says. She comes across as the kind of person you could actually hang out with. Can you get me an autograph?
posted by redvixen 19 February | 15:05
I don't think she signs autographs or takes pictures or any of that stuff, but I'll do what I can!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 February | 15:05
She might not sign autographs, but maybe she'll sling a cell phone at your head.

Catch it in your hand ... hello Ebay!

Catch it with your noggin ... hello lawsuit!
posted by grabbingsand 19 February | 15:25
You're thinking of Naomi Campbell....
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 February | 15:27
She scares me. Also.
posted by puke & cry 19 February | 15:28
Including her vagina arms!

Her what?
posted by essexjan 19 February | 16:07
As referenced here, EJ.
posted by mudpuppie 19 February | 16:21
Vagina arms!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 February | 16:21
Nyah nyah.
posted by mudpuppie 19 February | 16:22
Oh dear God ...
posted by essexjan 19 February | 16:24
I don't really understand that one. Isn't that just.... arms? I mean, they fold over, there's a crease... isn't that how arms work?
posted by occhiblu 19 February | 16:44
oh, god. ANTM is my secret vice. We get it here, though the episodes are from, like, 30 or 40 years ago.

I don't care about Tyra overmuch, but if you can get Miss J. to say something snarky about bunnies, I would fall right over (and then jump right up, smiling, and pretend I never slipped!)
posted by taz 19 February | 18:00
Yeah but there is an international campaign by photo retouchers to deny the existence of the female armpit. Thus, they look weird and vaginal when we actually see one. Seriously - open any magazine and try to find a woman whose armpits haven't been photoshopped completely away! Look at those photo retouching before-and-after sites and it's ALWAYS the first thing they do. It's so evillll.

Also, Teeps I am totally jealizzz! :(
posted by SassHat 19 February | 18:04
Yeah but there is an international campaign by photo retouchers to deny the existence of the female armpit.

Ahhhh, that makes sense. I mean, no, it doesn't make sense, it's completely absurd, but at least it explains why people suddenly think arms are not supposed to look like arms.
posted by occhiblu 19 February | 18:41
OMG, crazy TYTY! Up close and personal! I hope she gives you bedazzled Vaseline.

New ANTM cycle starts next week. And therefore so do fourfour's (the originator of "vagina arms") hilarious recaps.
posted by jrossi4r 19 February | 19:47
I desperately want some bedazzled Vaseline.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 February | 19:48
Yeah but there is an international campaign by photo retouchers to deny the existence of the female armpit.

yes, but there's plenty of kids on the subway with Sharpies fighting back.
posted by jonmc 19 February | 19:56
Ha! I accidentally posted this on the other thread about Tyra:

TPS, good for you! You and your sisters will have a blast!
posted by LoriFLA 19 February | 20:09
I asked metafilter, but I want to ask the bunnies, too. || Everything you always wanted to know about the Donner Party....

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