A lexicographer goes to AskMe... →[More:]...says, AskMe, I searched everywhere and found no answer to my usage question. Am becoming despondent over inability to answer question.
AskMe says, do not worry. Great linguist languagehat will be here shortly. He will answer your question, and all will be well.
But AskMe, says the lexicographer...
I am languagehat.
(Apologies to Alan Moore)