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04 February 2008

I just came up with a filthy product idea. →[More:] a sex lube called Forbidden Valley Dude Ranch Dressing.

Yes, I realize I'm a sick man, but I think this one could take off. so to speak.

post by: jonmc at: 14:47 | 11 comments

But jon, how would one tell it apart from, like, oh you know?

posted by danf 04 February | 14:50

Zesty spices, silly.

posted by jonmc 04 February | 14:53

Celebrity spokesman: Sen. Rick Santorum! (R-PA).

posted by Joe Invisible 04 February | 14:56

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by iconomy 04 February | 15:12

Gives a whole new meaning to dressing on the side. & LOL @ ico!

posted by chewatadistance 04 February | 15:19

Thank you jon, for forever ruining Ranch Dressing for me. Too bad Heath Ledger died, they could've done a Brokeback Mountain tie-in. (Yes, I said it.)

And regarding your comment in my "Schlong Survey" thread at MeFi...

I can't think of any well-hung porn legends named 'Dave,' but there's a few legends with [cough] a certain name...I'm just saying.

I thought that was the difference between the "John" spelling and the name's -er- shorter version.

posted by wendell 04 February | 15:29

I thought that was the difference between the "John" spelling and the name's -er- shorter version.

The second 'legend' linked was the late Jon Dough, sir.

Too bad Heath Ledger died, they could've done a Brokeback Mountain tie-in.

That's be for Brokeback Mountain Grown Folgers, the Pre-Creamed Coffee!

posted by jonmc 04 February | 15:34

I immediately thought of this (SFW, I guess).

posted by Hellbient 04 February | 16:30

Well shit, iconomy, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the ~~mashed potatoes~~ fountain of ranch.

posted by ufez 04 February | 17:44

That sounds delicious!

posted by iconomy 04 February | 19:14

I may be a bit drubk, but there's literally no respectable response I can think of at the moment.

posted by ufez 05 February | 00:23

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