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04 February 2008

I just came up with a filthy product idea. [More:] a sex lube called Forbidden Valley Dude Ranch Dressing.

Yes, I realize I'm a sick man, but I think this one could take off. so to speak.
But jon, how would one tell it apart from, like, oh you know?
posted by danf 04 February | 14:50
Zesty spices, silly.
posted by jonmc 04 February | 14:53
Celebrity spokesman: Sen. Rick Santorum! (R-PA).
posted by Joe Invisible 04 February | 14:56
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posted by iconomy 04 February | 15:12
Gives a whole new meaning to dressing on the side. & LOL @ ico!
posted by chewatadistance 04 February | 15:19
Thank you jon, for forever ruining Ranch Dressing for me. Too bad Heath Ledger died, they could've done a Brokeback Mountain tie-in. (Yes, I said it.)

And regarding your comment in my "Schlong Survey" thread at MeFi...
I can't think of any well-hung porn legends named 'Dave,' but there's a few legends with [cough] a certain name...I'm just saying.
I thought that was the difference between the "John" spelling and the name's -er- shorter version.
posted by wendell 04 February | 15:29
I thought that was the difference between the "John" spelling and the name's -er- shorter version.

The second 'legend' linked was the late Jon Dough, sir.

Too bad Heath Ledger died, they could've done a Brokeback Mountain tie-in.

That's be for Brokeback Mountain Grown Folgers, the Pre-Creamed Coffee!
posted by jonmc 04 February | 15:34
I immediately thought of this (SFW, I guess).
posted by Hellbient 04 February | 16:30
Well shit, iconomy, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes fountain of ranch.
posted by ufez 04 February | 17:44
That sounds delicious!
posted by iconomy 04 February | 19:14
I may be a bit drubk, but there's literally no respectable response I can think of at the moment.
posted by ufez 05 February | 00:23
Please help a befuddled old person with FaceBook. || Some of you were in IRC

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