I discovered two new microwave-related ways to be dumb in rapid succession. →[More:]Can someone please ensmartenify me?
I was heating up water for tea in a glass in the microwave. After about 3 and a half minutes, the water exploded or something. It flew all over the place in there, forcing the door open, but leaving the glass unharmed.
So, with one stupid thing done, I set out to accomplish another. I took the glass out of the microwave and put some water from the tap into it. Instantly, a series of cracks appeared in the glass.
I threw the water out, set the glass on the counter, and stood back to eye it suspiciously for awhile. It remained motionless, the way I expect inanimate objects to behave. Nothing else stupid was accomplished.
I can pretty much figure out what happened in the microwave-- the water boiled wicked hard. But what were the cracks in the glass about?