I can't say I don't get offers.... I sometimes receive entertaining communiqués from strange men on Facebook.→[More:]
This is an email I got this week on Facebook:

you are truly a godess

Between You and [Facebook Dude]

you have the most candid yet sweet looks a camera can take, seriously. I don't say this to every girl in here so please accept this compliment as true o.k. Whether you are looking for friendship or whatever, I hope I can at least start with a chat lol.

So howz about it sweets? Do you dare write back lol. Whatz that you say? you want sex? Well have it your way then LOL. Just teasing or am I? lol.

[Facebook Dude].

I also recently got an email which asked me if I had ever kneed a guy in the groin. This seemed like an unusual criterion, and I thought probably my answer of "only accidentally" wouldn't qualify me for his romantic attentions, so I didn't get back to him.