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25 January 2008

Reusable headlines! [More:]In the interest of reducing the carbon footprint of the global media, a committee at Davos has authorized the following news headlines for recycling. They require negligible new reporting and by reusing the same pixels in a digital press or video screen minimize costly brightness or pigment changes.

Britney attends custody hearing

Amy Winehouse in rehab

Italian government collapses

These headlines are valid for the week of January 20-26, 2008. One additional headline is held for potential recycling at any time:

Pete Doherty in drugs charge

Concerned citizens may add their own proposed news items for recycling below.
Britney skips custody hearing

Poll: Support for Iraq war at all-time low

Clinton and Obama bicker
posted by kyleg 25 January | 04:05
Popular Football team sacks manager.

OUR CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE

Diana was murdered by the Royal Family (Daily Express Only)
posted by seanyboy 25 January | 04:19
The Internet is Not Safe!
posted by drezdn 25 January | 10:11
New Warning for Pregnant Women
posted by Claudia_SF 25 January | 11:47
HIV rates rise among women, blacks

Mayor announces plan on homeless

Health outcomes vary by race, income
posted by Claudia_SF 25 January | 12:35
Ben Bernanke throws money from helicopters
posted by qvantamon 25 January | 14:02
If i clipped coupons || Papercraft.

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