Reusable headlines! →[More:]In the interest of reducing the carbon footprint of the global media, a committee at Davos has authorized the following news headlines for recycling. They require negligible new reporting and by reusing the same pixels in a digital press or video screen minimize costly brightness or pigment changes.
Britney attends custody hearing
Amy Winehouse in rehab
Italian government collapses
These headlines are valid for the week of January 20-26, 2008. One additional headline is held for potential recycling at any time:
Pete Doherty in drugs charge
Concerned citizens may add their own proposed news items for recycling below.