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23 January 2008

My first EVAR MeCha dream: [More:] It turns out, according to my dream, that MeCha is actually a secret network of superheros, do-gooders and government officials keeping a lid on the planet. In my dream, ThePinkSuperHero is a Mata Hari figure that has lured hundreds of would-be terrorists with her charms to bring them into custody or otherwise, ummmm, eliminate any threats they pose. I and paulsc are the gadget guys that design all the little devices that keep Pink and her cohorts safe from any danger. We have agents worldwide, including taz and essexjan and everyone else. Wendell was the minister of disinformation, silliness and puns. This is all overseen by President Eideteker. Messages that only we understood were broadcast over the net with LOLcat and bunny pictures.

Then I woke up and thought, “Well, of course! Makes perfect sense!”
I wanna be the disillusioned hard-drinking gumshoe roused from semi-retirement for one last big case.

I die in Act II, and it is terribly sad.

But it's OK, because by poring over my cryptic notes, jonmc and Divine_Wino solve the riddle (which somehow involves drinking and guitars) and save the world.
posted by BitterOldPunk 23 January | 20:35
The name's markey - bmarkey. If you shake my martini, I will incinerate you with the tiny industrial laser hidden in the frame of my glasses. No vodka, either; gimme gin, or you're a small pile of ashes on the carpet. And no olives - just a twist of lemon. And pass that bowl of bar snax. Alright, on your way.
posted by bmarkey 23 January | 20:53
My army of cats and i work by night. All cat things just hint at our pervasive infiltration. Humor and cuteness make us seem harmless, and that's the way we like it.
posted by ethylene 23 January | 20:59
Doctor Negative a short bald man with thick black horn-rimmed glasses and a vaguely eastern european accent. He has plans to take over the world, but they aren't very good and he is poorly organized. His lair is a one bedroom apartment with a hot plate and a mini fridge. Command Central consists of a retired barka lounger and an array black and white TVs all tuned to CNN. He likes Wolf Blitzer.
posted by doctor_negative 23 January | 21:31
Everything you dreamed is true... in the future.

But shhh... don't tell anyone taz and dodgy created a portal to the future.
posted by Eideteker 23 January | 21:47
How can I increase the likelihood of my making appearances in people's dreams?
posted by box 23 January | 22:01
Show us your boobs.
posted by Eideteker 23 January | 22:19
I AM the Minister of Information, Non-information and Disinformation (M.I.N.D., thanks Eideteker for improving on my original idea in #irc)
posted by wendell 23 January | 22:41
box: I ask myself the same question. I think the key is to make it to Shoutouts at meets first, then work from there.
posted by Doohickie 23 January | 23:00
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Eideteker 23 January | 23:55
Voting is a government plot.
posted by jonmc 23 January | 23:59
If my canidate doesn't make the ballot, I'm tempted to write in Eideteker.
posted by rainbaby 24 January | 00:16
My secret power is watching television.
posted by seanyboy 24 January | 03:33
I'd move to the States just to vote for Eideteker. I mean, he's from the *future*!
posted by elizard 24 January | 14:13
Everybody Sings About the Weather (part 1) || I had a shitty day at work today.

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