IF I GOT AN OVERPRICED SNACK BAG OF FUNYONS OR DORITOS, WOULD I GIVE ME ENOUGH ENERGY TO MAKE CLAM SAUCE?

SINCE THE BEES TRIES TO CLEAN HERSELF SO WELL AFTER WALKING IN FILTH, CAN I PUT OFF CLEANING FILTHY CUPBOARD TOPS FOR NOW?

SHOULD I JUST SEE IF I CAN MAKE SOMEONE BRING ME FOOD?

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT BUREAUCRACIES FOR MY TWO FOSTER KIDS AND THEY NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE AND THEY NEVER CALL BACK AND 60 PERCENT OF THE TIME THE MAIL BOX IS FULL. ARGHGHGHGHG.

IT ALWAYS SEEMS PURPOSEFUL, THAT BUREAUCRACIES ARE CONSISTENTLY THAT WAY. ISN'T THERE SOME FORM OF CASE WORKER TO EXPEDITE THE PROCESS?
HOW FRUSTRATING.

ORDERING CRAP PIZZA BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE, QUICK, AND CHEAP IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA. I DIDN'T EVEN DOCTOR IT UP AT ALL BEFORE SHOVING TWO SLICES IN MY FACE. MELTY CHEESE DID ME WRONG. I QUESTION THAT IT WAS ACTUAL CHEESE IN ANY REAL SENSE OF THE WORD.
CHEESE MONGRELS!

IS IT POSSIBLY TO HELP DRY OUT A MATTRESS PAD WITH A WARM LAPTOP? LET'S FIND OUT.

I JUST HAD A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.

JUST TYPING THAT IN ALL CAPS GOT "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. DAMN RIGHT IT IS BETTER THAN YOURS."

I JUST MADE A YUMMY FRIED BREAKFAST -- POTATOES AND OVER-EASY EGGS AND CHEESE AND COFFEE AND NOW I FEEL BETTER. YES IT'S ALMOST 4 P.M. HERE I AM AWARE OF THIS.

I JUST DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF PINK CHAMPAIGNE. IT WAS LEFT OVER FROM NEW YEAR'S EVE (I DIDN'T DRINK IT THEN, FOR SOME REASON). WEEEEEE.......

I AM FEELING QUITE MANIC RIGHT NOW!!! THE BF DID A SHITTY JOB OF COMFORTING ME WHEN I WAS UPSET THIS AFTERNOON. THEN I REMEMBERED THAT THE ONLY PERSON THAT I CAN COUNT ON TO MAKE ME HAPPY IS ME!!!!

I AM NOW DOING THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY: COOKING DINNER, LISTENING TO MUSIC REALLY LOUD, AND CLEANING.

AND NOW THANKS TO PIPS'S POST, I AM GOING TO BE DRINKING CHAMPAGNE BECAUSE IT ALSO MAKES ME HAPPY AND SHE REMINDED ME THAT I HAVE SOME!!!! YAY PIPS!!!!

YAY ME!!! : ) A TOAST TO YOU!!!

(Cleaning makes you happy? Are you near ny?)

HUH?? (NSFW)

(my better half alerted me... I do have similar undies)

THAT'S NOT MY PIPS!!

(although she is welcome to drop by anytime)

(yeah, my boobs aren't that perky, alas : (

I HAVE DONE WHAT SEEMS LIKE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH AND SOFT PALATE BY SLEEPING SOUNDLY WITH MY MOUTH OPEN, ALSO MY WIFE THINKS I SHOULDN'T SNORE SO LOUDLY. MY INNER HEAD AREA, THROAT AND SINUS SITUATION IS SEVERELY JACKED THE FUCK UP.

ALSO MY WIFE THINKS I SHOULDN'T SNORE SO LOUDLY

that was you? I thought there'd been a water main break.

I REALLY DON'T THINK I'M OVERREACTING AND YET HIS ABRUPT DEPARTURE FROM THE ROOM AND ACTIVE AVOIDANCE OF EYE CONTACT OR SPOKEN COMMUNICATION INDICATE HE BELIEVES OTHERWISE AND WTF THIS CAN'T BE SOLVED IF YOU IGNORE IT. MEN!

I WANT TO COMPLETELY WRITE OFF MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY!!!!!!!!JUST BECAUSE MY SHIT OF A BROTHER WASN'T SHOUTING AT ME BEFORE I BLEW UP AT HIM THE DAY OF MY FATHER'S SURGERY DOES NOT MAKE HIM THE GOOD ONE!!!!! I WANT MY AUNT (WHO'S ADDICTED TO VALIUM) AND UNCLE TO GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT IT WASN'T THE VOLUME, BUT WHAT WAS SAID TO ME AND HOW. MY FATHER SHOULDN'T BLAME ME FOR HIS HINDERED RECOVERY WHEN HE ISN'T WATCHING HIS DIET!!!!!

SEVERAL OF MY THINGS DIDN'T COME BACK FROM THE CLEANERS LAST TIME, BUT I HAVEN'T CONFRONTED THEM YET!!!!!!

THE CONTRACTOR DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ABOUT THE LIGHTS AND HOW HIS STAFF ARE!!!

ADD NOT A SMOKER OR BINGE DRINKER TO THE SORT OF MAN I WANT!!!!!

MY GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO A CARE CENTER BUT IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS. THIS IS HARSH, BUT I SAY PULL THE PLUG.