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1. I found out today that one of my co-workers is Obama's niece. She was in the paper
yesterday.
2. I was delayed leaving the office today because someone jumped (or fell or was pushed) from the balcony of one of the flats next door. The air ambulance was trying to land, until the police apparently radioed that the person was dead. But I couldn't get past the barrier out of the office complex for a while because of police and ambulance vehicles blocking the way. People crowded onto the train platform opposite mine because they could see the body from there.
3. I'm tired. The neighbour from hell's latest teenage hooker left in the middle of the night, slamming the door. That wasn't what woke me up, it was the screaming row that preceded her departure did that.