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08 January 2008

I want to be elected High Commander of North American Cupcakes. How bout you?

post by: MonkeyButter at: 22:03 | 12 comments

I'm Captain of the Good Ship Boat.

posted by youngergirl44 08 January | 22:43

Viscount of Waffles, obviously. I'll settle for being appointed, as I don't believe the position is electable. Why not a higher rank, you ask? Have you seen how ruthless the rest of the breakfast food peerage is?

posted by sysinfo 08 January | 22:46

High Potentate of Pancakes

posted by birdherder 08 January | 23:02

Her Majesty's Inspector of Lager, ta.

(but an appointment, rather than election, thanks. I've had lager from republics before...)

posted by pompomtom 08 January | 23:05

The Grand Poo-Bah of Muffin Tops. With a secondary appointment as Deputy Assistant Undersecretary to the Assistant Deputy Inspector General, Third Class.

posted by Joe Invisible 08 January | 23:49

Admiral Of Donuts. Failing that, Prince Of Pies.

posted by jonmc 09 January | 00:02

Totally the boss of you.

posted by arse_hat 09 January | 00:14

I represent the Lollypop Guild and the Lollypop Guild is on strike over compensation for New Media. You... management types... get off my lawn.

posted by wendell 09 January | 01:01

Empress.

posted by Ambrosia Voyeur 09 January | 01:12

I'd settle for Conductress of the Preservation of Spontaneity Society.

posted by chewatadistance 09 January | 07:46

Grand High Pooh-Bah of Frivolity

posted by elizard 09 January | 14:26

I want you to be elected High Commander of North American Cupcakes, too.

posted by theora55 09 January | 16:34

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