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31 December 2007

Louisiana Strikes a Blow Against Satan

post by: ColdChef at: 00:25 | 7 comments

Reporters tried to reach Satan and his minions for comment but were thwarted because Satan's number is no longer in service. Reporters hung up and tried again several times unsuccessfully.

posted by chillmost 31 December | 03:20

Didn't some bible scholar determine 666 wasn't actually the number anyways?

posted by kellydamnit 31 December | 10:42

4 is associated with death in many Asian countries. They may be out of the grasp of the devil now, but by changing the area code to 749 they've invited in a lot of bad luck.

posted by ardgedee 31 December | 10:51

The 7 will offset that, though, right?

posted by box 31 December | 10:52

81 is the number of the beast.

"Jesus saves! But Satan taps in the rebound!"

posted by hangashore 31 December | 12:21

Didn't some bible scholar determine 666 wasn't actually the number anyways?

It turns out it was really 616, the area code for Grand Rapids, Michigan.

posted by pieisexactlythree 31 December | 12:50

Well, great. Now how am I gonna know if it's Satan calling on my Caller ID?

"Collect call from Satan, Lord of Darkness. Will you accept the charges?"

posted by BitterOldPunk 31 December | 13:32

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