Well, at least he knew he was a pain in the ass, and made up for it. Nuts. No one's ever done that for me, and i've put up with a lot of cranky customers (some of whom grew on me and I came to like them very much).

I must immediately start being nice to all old people, in hopes they will leave all their money to me when they die.

Although 50 big would go a long way to soothe my temper, it would have been nice if he could have been a little less of a cock while he was alive. How many crappy nights of abuse did she have to suffer to get that pay off, I wonder?

This makes me sad. For one thing - it took them months to find her. For another - did he not have anyone else to leave that stuff to? (Yes, I realize he was 89 but still...shouldn't there have been someone else to leave that stuff to?) AND AND AND is it really that hard to be nice when you're alive to people who are doing their best to serve you?

Oh I'm so doing this when I'm old.

Asshole propaganda!

I, for one, am not amused.