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29 December 2007

Penis.

post by: BoringPostcards at: 21:14 | 16 comments

"The longer I sit here the angrier I get," he said.

Yeah, right. He's eating this publicity up. heheh

posted by mischief 29 December | 21:19

I think you meant "pubicity", mischief.

posted by Hellbient 29 December | 21:40

So is it hot or rod when he's y'know, disinterested?

posted by moonbird 29 December | 22:00

Don't tattoo your penis, because you might get in an accident and have to go to the hospiatl...

(good lord, for a dude willing to tattoo his cock, that guy is whiny little wuss.)

posted by jonmc 29 December | 22:04

Yea, strikes me this guy is a hot rod for the pubicity he's gonna get.

posted by MonkeyButter 29 December | 22:09

I'm of two minds about this story. One the one hand- does anybody get tattooed so that people WON'T look at it? On the other hand- pics of you, any part of you, when you're asleep and can't say no, are wrong, unless you're asleep out in pubic.

Public. I meant public.

posted by BoringPostcards 29 December | 22:19

I think you meant "In the one hand...", BP.

posted by mischief 29 December | 22:42

ewww. Ew-doctor, Ew-tattoo, double ewww-y.

Now, to indulge in a bit of punishment-to-fit-the-crime fantasizing, what should the doctor's sentence be? Pick an equal number of strangers to number of friends he showed the photo to, and have a public viewing of his peepee? Or how about a tattoo on his penis that says "do not resuscitate" (or, maybe, just DNR)?

posted by taz 30 December | 00:12

Someone could construe DNR as 'dinner'.

posted by mischief 30 December | 02:09

or, 'donor'. Both seem potentially painful, eh?

posted by taz 30 December | 02:22

taz, ftw!

posted by mischief 30 December | 02:44

A tattooed weenie has to rank pretty damn high on the pain scale.

posted by chewatadistance 30 December | 10:36

Damn, that doctor needs to get his ass fired and I don't care HOW long he was in med school.

posted by dabitch 30 December | 13:00

Agreed but....

Dubowik said he got the tattoo on a bet

Who in their right mind MAKES SUCH A BET??!!??!

The doctor was totally in the wrong, but to Dubowik: wtf, dude?

posted by Doohickie 30 December | 15:21

People get tattooed for all kinds of reasons, and it seems to me that penis tattoos must rank pretty high on the only-want-certain-people-to-see-it charts.

Not even the point, though. This is a story about professionalism and medical ethics and patient privacy. Frankly, I question the propriety of even including a description of the tattoo in the reporting. If the dude had some kind of rare disease or something, I hope that reporters wouldn't so blithely disclose that information.

posted by box 30 December | 16:47

Update.

posted by box 31 December | 15:27

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