The Kennedy Honors Are Proof That.... →[More:]
No matter your individual achievements, televised awards are meant to make them look and sound like absolute tripe when played in front of you. Witness this trainwreck:
Brian Wilson, honoree - we get Hootie and the Blowfish doing
I Get Around and
California Girls, with hideous atonal result. Ditto for Lyle Lovett's massacre of
God Only Knows.
Steve Martin, honoree - we get Rockettes wannabees singing King Tut and then Martin Short popping out of a vaudevillians pants.
However, all was not lost:
Diana Ross - honoree - we got the AWESOME Yolanda Adams burning the house down with
Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Hand.
But still...what's with the honoree's having to wear those ridiculous Mork From Ork suspender awards around their necks the whole time? It's like they all won the Zoom! Olympics or some shit.
Harrumph!