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21 December 2007

Odd Night Of Political Looky-Looing [More:]
In keeping with the media frenzy of pre-Primary Day here in NH, tonight I went out to see Hillary Clinton at a meet-n'-greet at a local cafe.

She was supposed to be there at 4:30 and didn't arrive until nearly 7pm or later. At one point, the owner of the cafe got on the overhead and cheekily announced that only paying customers could stay in the room to wait for her, but the rest had to evacuate and wait outside due to the fire code. No one left.

Meanwhile, outside - Lyndon LaRouche supporters did a freakshow meet-and-greet of their own. They passed out the usual glossy psychodramatic literature and left me wondering how in the world that man continues to get any supporters. It worries me that some people have levers in their heads that only this man can push into Go mode. Also, the Ron Paul contingent decided to gate-crash with enormous Ron Paul signs that they used to block the window view from inside the cafe.

Meanwhile, inside - a small clutch of Kucinich supporters sat huddled together at one of the tables, and for some reason his tour bus kept circling the block and each time they'd all cheer as it drove past. Is this the Kucinich Method of Getting Out The Vote?

So, the room fills to elbow-your-neighbor capacity, and finally The Hillary arrives.
I am immediately swarmed from the back by glossy-eyed soccer moms and overzealous cameramen. One of whom launched his elbow into the side of my head to get that "perfect shot".

Hillary does her swift semi-circle of handshakes and within 30 minutes is back outside, being pushed into her bus by NFL-size security personnel.

All in all, a draining evening. All this stuffy sturm-und-drang just for a few minutes to look at Hillary and shake her hand.

I don't know what purpose this kind of thing serves, when the candidate you came to see doesn't address everyone, stays in the building for under a half-hour, uses a gigantic tour bus to do so, and draws media hounds who use other bodies in the room as walking tripods to capture the event.


Yeah, when I saw Dukakis at least it was for a stump speech (in the middle of Hamilton Park in Jersey City. When I saw Al Gore, it was the ginormous rally in Daley Plaza in Chicago, with a 10-story flag hanging off a building and the traffic control perimeter several blocks out. But they rushed him in riding in a black SUV at highway speeds and he was in a protective cordon all the way up to the dais. The John Kerry rally in Madison was just as impressive and maybe more so in scale to the city.

I think this retail-level stuff is what they feel they're "sposta" do in Iowa and New Hampshire, but nowhere else. Outside those two states, you get normal campaigning.
posted by stilicho 22 December | 01:04
Wow - that's a well-written mecha post! It sounds really awful... just as cliche as I supposed it would be, but (somehow) less fun.
posted by chuckdarwin 22 December | 05:07
Well, to be fair, The Hillary did come through here once before a few months back for a full-on street cordoning event where she spoke at length.

But this bizarre pack-em-in approach where she just has face time with a crowd is ridiculous. How can you even get to know a candidate if this is the only time you see them in person?
posted by Lipstick Thespian 22 December | 10:04
My favorite part of this event was the Kucinich bus. We're talking about a full-size campaign tour bus that circled the block at least a dozen times over the course of two hours. Many of us were commenting on the waste of fuel in the supposed environmental candidate's car....but the bus runs on biodiesel. Even so, you get more emissions than you would by, um, not driving around the block a dozen times.
posted by Miko 22 December | 10:36
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