mysteries of life →
I would like to know the following:
1) why is it that only my very most favourite socks go missing in the dryer... and only one at a time. Can they not at least go missing in pairs so that I don't pine for their broken relationship?
2) why can I never have insane cravings for things I can *actually* obtain. Like right now, I could murder for a bowl of pho, but the Vietnamese place has been closed since ten, besides which they don't deliver anyway.
3) how one skinny, eight pound cat can sound like an entire fucking army of elephants just tumbled down the stairs.