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20 December 2007

Today I met somebody with a diet worse than mine.→[More:] Reinaldo, our unnaturally perky security guard was noshing on a Cookies & Creme Hershey Bar and washing it down with a Strawberry Quik at 9 in the morning. That made even me nauseous.

Also, I've been seeing an inordinate amount of half-exposed buttcrack lately, bith male and female. I'm not complaining but just wondering-are these some kind of sign or are these people just chic?

Also, I was told today that my folks are going to Portland, Maine to spend Xmas with my sister since she's new in town up there and it's my nephew's first Xmas, leaving me and Pips to do what she calls 'Jewish Xmas,': Chinese food and a movie.

post by: jonmc at: 19:59 | 9 comments

I've been seeing an inordinate amount of half-exposed buttcrack lately, bith male and female. I'm not complaining but just wondering-are these some kind of sign or are these people just chic?

geezer. lol!

Kidding. it's definitely a sign that we're both getting older, since I don't countenance the exposed buttcrack / muffintop trends either.

posted by lonefrontranger 20 December | 20:10

Oh, I don't mind. But I've seen mor crack than Whitney Houston lately.

posted by jonmc 20 December | 20:13

Ba dum TISH

posted by CitrusFreak12 20 December | 20:43

Actually, that seems like a rather lovely day.

posted by bunnyfire 20 December | 22:44

The strawberry quik or the buttcrack?

posted by jonmc 20 December | 22:45

Chinese food and a movie, is my guess. I haven't had a wonderful christmas like that since, oh, that year I moved back to the land of my birth. Bad fucking call that.

posted by pompomtom 20 December | 23:16

I could do a Cookies & Creme with Strawberry Quik at 9 am. I could also do leftover chinese straight from the fridge at 9 am.

Or the pizza still sitting in the box on the coffee table. I do draw the line nowadays on washing it down with the half can of flat beer.

posted by mischief 20 December | 23:42

There's this guy at work who eats (90% of the time - when he doesn't bring pizza) 3 (count 'em - three) weiners. Non-veggie all-processed crap. Wrapped in a tortilla (white flour, never any other variation). With ketchup (aka catsup). The weenies are nuked, and all food is devoured in less than 5 min. That's lunch.

Frankly, I'm suprised his intestines haven't decided to pack it all in.

jon? yer doin' ok, especially since you've got pips to look after your other eating habits, except for that small baby she once et.

posted by Zack_Replica 21 December | 02:45

damn, I forgot how big that thing was... anybody got a bib?

posted by Pips 21 December | 19:38

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