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Is there anything Jesus or Mary haven't appeared on at this point? Other than the Morey Povich Show?

Everything has a rational explanation. Evil Xenu-worshipping satanist bugs threw that stone at the face of Space Jesus. It left a mark resembling his face, just like on the Sudarium. Then Space Jesus threw it back at them, but they hit it with a huge satanist-insect-baseball bat, and hit a homerun at wacko's house.

See? Simple and rational. Jeez!

That'd be a great 'Who's the Daddy?' show, me3dia.

Man, no one gave a crap when I shared my Carol Channing coconut (crying coconut milk, no less) with the world, and yet:

* November 14, 2007: Woman Says Holy Flapjack Resembles Jesus, Mary
* November 13, 2007: Pilgrims See Virgin Mary In Tree Burned By Wildfires
* September 25, 2007: Faithful See Virgin Mary, Jesus In Tapestry
* September 20, 2007: Image Of Virgin Mary Appears On Lemon
* June 19, 2007: Jesus Image Spotted In Tree Near Church
* April 25, 2007: Virgin Mary Statue Cries Tear, Some Say
* March 7, 2007: Woman Claims Virgin Mary Picture Cries Blood
* November 10, 2006: Couple Sees Virgin Mary, Jesus In Gold Nugget
* September 20, 2006: Woman Sees Jesus In Home's Entryway
* August 25, 2006: Woman Sees Virgin Mary On Pet Turtle
* August 24, 2006: Some See Virgin Mary In Wood Paneling
* August 23, 2006: Couple Sells Jesus Oyster Shell On eBay
* August 21, 2006: Virgin Mary Spotted In Foreman Grill Tray
* August 7, 2006: Holy Shrimp: Man Sees Jesus In Dinner
* May 11, 2006: Hidden Portrait Found In Painting Of Jesus
* May 10, 2006: Jesus Rock Draws Hundreds Of Pilgrims
* April 25, 2006: Pilgrims Say Virgin Mary Statue Weeps
* March 27, 2006: Some See Virgin Mary Under Bridge
* February 28, 2006: Sellers See Jesus In Sheet Metal
* January 5, 2006: Some See Virgin Mary On Basketball Backboard
* December 23, 2005: Workers See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan

They'll all be here at the 2008 Things That Look Like Religious Icons Convention!
/cashing in

If I squint and turn my head to the left, I see King Kong. What does that mean?

It means you're a non-believer and should probably be drowned.

It never ceases to amaze me that the same JC and BVM of the bible days only manifest themselves in household objects today.

I can't enjoy a breakfast taco anymore without first checking to see if there's not a Jesus or Mary image on it. And I'm pretty sure I'd eat it anyway if I'm hungry.

JC: "Eat this bread, this is my body"
John: "Yeah, now that you said it, if I squint real hard this little crease on the crust does kinda look like you."

JC: "Eat this bread, this is my body"
John: "Uh, is it cool if I sell it on eBay instead?"

i would pay to see the Carol Channing coconut.

i don't see Jesus but i can make out Karl Malden. Possibly Yoda's cousin.

A cousin, Yoda has?