What's your porn name? [handmade] →[More:] A couple of years ago while I was stationed in Hawaii, my buddy and I decided to go skydiving. It was a beautiful day for something like that and I will always be grateful he talked me into it. As we were sitting in the hanger waiting for the plane to refuel and go through its preflight preparations, my dive instructor must have sensed some tension in the group, because he started joking about how all the instructors had their own porn names. Basically, the first name of your porn name is the name of the first pet you ever had as a child. If the gender is wrong, then it is the name of your closest childhood friend your gender. Your last name is the name of the street you grew up on or the one you lived on longest. My first pet was a Boykin Spaniel named Lady, so that wont work, but my best friend's name was Casey. I lived my entire childhood on Comanche Court. So be on the look out for my small screen debut entitled:
Casey Comanche does MeCha!