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Re: second link
Mercy. I hope she gets the help she needs.

And a cheeseburger. Seriously, darling, eat.

/has reached gossip quota for the day.

So sad what addiction can do to be people.

Ya, ya, Leave Britney Alone and all that, but seriously, give this woman some space. Goodness gracious she was in her bra at her own fucking house.
I could feel myself actually getting dumber after I clicked on those gossip links.

You know what's really scary, chococat? The BBfuckingC actually reports on the various escapades of Mr Doherty and Ms Winehouse as if it were IMPORTANT NEWS.

It was on radio4 the other day! I could just imagine the deeply confused septuagenarians, waiting to hear the next instalment of The Archers...

So sad what addiction can do to people.
I know! The paparazzi needs to have some chamomile.

That said, I appreciated this:
And we'll know if it ever turns into a physical, sexual relationship because the sky will turn blood-red and a plague of vomiting locusts will descend on North London.