Mine... I'm gonna say that Billy Joel will rerelease "We didn't light the fire" with updated lyrics. (simply because the song is suddenly getting a ton of airplay. It's like it's suddenly back in fashion)

The occupation of Iraq will end. Everyone will take credit for it, but the real reason will just be a lack of troops coupled with a lack of money. Chaos will ensue. The dollar will decline even further, along with the housing market. Prices for nearly everything will rise as China begins to push its weight around.

Wait, were these supposed to jokey predictions? Oops.

Ahnold will run for the US 08 election with Tom Cruise as his VeeP.

An approaching direct impact meteor will cause world peace for one day.

Dubai will become the launchpad for the rich to the new moon resort.

The US will become the farmland for the entire planet's food supply.

Apple will premier it's iChip, which will be a substitute for our wallets and billing systems.

Steve Jobs will find Jesus, and leave materialism behind.

Fox will cancel American Idol.

Edwards/Obama wins the election against Huckabee/Paul, but loses the popular vote.

iPod Pico.

Politicians the world over will come to their senses and stop committing our children to fighting unwinnable wars against imaginary enemies, funded by money they have borrowed from our grandchildren.

Dreamland Japan will launch a line of extremely popular "Asian Fusion" fashions, gaining tons of press for it's student creator. :D:D:D (srsly, I want to be teacher's pet)

In world news, the Green Movement will become a sweeping economic issue and the basis for all things commerce. Pie will breathe easy as his carbon footprint, and that of everyone else, is shrunk by corporations prioritizing good earth sense.

You may say that I'm a dreamer...