A few years ago my old cat, Ricky, brought a toad into the house, in his mouth, and I ended up having to take him to the vet because I thought he was having a stroke or something, his legs went from under him and his eyes went all weird. When I told the vet about the toad he laughed and said Ricky was just stoned on bufo.

He slept it off and woke up the next day looking like shit and, I expect, wondering what the hell happened to him the night before.

Cirrhosis?

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet frightened toadvenom.

Give up the toad!

Wouldn't it be simpler to just like the damn thing?

Um, lick, that is.

I'm more of a jenkem man myself.

This can only lead to tears. Soon there will be escalation of trade and violence by vicious toad cartels.

i think i have an unhealthy interest in the bufotenin wiki entry.

Studies have detected endogenous bufotenin in urine specimens from individuals with other psychiatric disorders,[35] such as infant autistic patients.[36] Another study indicated that paranoid violent offenders or those who committed violent behaviour towards family members have higher bufotenin levels in their urine than other violent offenders.[37]

what???

creepy joke alert:

so...uhhh....where can i find some autistic babies...
/creepiness

I'm not not licking toads.