THE JOE IS IN YOUR CUP, IT'S JUST INVISIBLE.

1. WHY IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MIGHT OF AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE A FUCKING DESK STAPLER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS? WHY OH LORD?

2. WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME TO REDESIGN IS NO LONGER A BROCHURE. IT IS NOW A SMALL AND BORING BOOK. TAKING ALL THE IMAGES AWAY TO MAKE SPACE FOR MORE TEXT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. NO, REALLY, IT ISN'T A GOOD IDEA. BESIDES, I LOVE THAT LITTLE CLIPART DINOSAUR AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TACKY. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME DELETE MY DINOSAUR FOR GIANT BLOCKS OF TEXT THAT NO ONE WILL EVER READ?

3. Actually, things are pretty good! Hey wowza! Yay!

1. I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THIS FANCY WORK DINNER, BUT THE PROJECT LEAD CALLED ME UP AND ASKED POINT BLANK WHY I DIDN'T RSVP, AND INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH AN EXCUSE ON THE SPOT I SAID I HAD FORGOTTEN, SO NOW I HAVE TO GO AND MUDD-DUDE WILL BE PISSED!

That's about it. Hopefully we can sneak out early before the serious dancing. Crap, I need to buy shoes and a bag for it, although I already have a dress.

1. System-wide freeze on all ATM withdrawls from my friggin debit account!

2. I never have time to do anything but WORK!

3. I'm in love and dont' know what to do about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. I THINK MY COMPUTER WAS HACKED LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND SOMETHING I DOWNLOADED OFF OF FLICKR AND THIS PERSON (NOT BUNNY/MEFITE) HAS REMOVED THE PICTURE FROM HIS PAGE.

2.MY LAWYER SAID THAT I SHOULD BACK DOWN ABOUT THE KITCHEN WORKERS INSTALLING THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL AND DEAL WITH THE ISSUE LATER. BULLSHIT 'THE PIPES CAN'T TAKE IT'". THE PLACE I LIVED ONE SUMMER IN BOSTON WAS 30 YEARS OLDER THAN WHERE I LIVE NOW AND HAD ONE WHICH WORKED WITHOUT INCIDENT...AND I HAVE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONE IN THE PENTHOUSE.

3.BECAUSE OF ALL THIS STALLING, I'VE HAD TO DELAY TRAVEL PLANS; WHICH MEANS NO LONDON IN JANUARY. THE HENRY MOORE EXHIBIT CLOSES THE 6TH.

APPLYING FOR FACULTY POSITIONS IS REALLY FUCKING STRESSFUL AND HELLISH AND I WANT TO CRY

(i only have one thing)

1. AAARGH!

2. AAAAARRRRGGGH!!

3. AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

1. CANADA MADE ME LATE FOR WORK TODAY!

2. I GOT A NEW JOB THAT IS ACTUALLY ON MY CAREER PATH!

3. I LEFT MY HAIR GOO ON A USB HUB WHICH BAKED IT USELESS OVERNIGHT.

1 - BABY SLEEPS IN HER BED after much much too much much coaching GREAT!
2 - DAD FELL ASLEEP DURING THE WAIT; NO FUN; I DECIDE TO INTARWEB SOME ALONE
3 - SUDDENLY THE DAMN PHONE RINGS; ON MY DESK; NEXT TO BABIES ROOM arrrrghh don'twakeupdontwakeup AND IT IS SOME GUY FROM ENGLAND WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHO TO APPROACH TO SELL HIS BRILLIANT COMMERCIAL IDEAS TOO; AND HE "SAW MY COMPANY" SO HE THINKS I*M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE HIM ADVICE: WTF?

how the hell did Canada make pokermonk late?

1// I HAVE PINK EYE! MY EYES ARE LIQUEFYING INTO YELLOW PUSS-Y LIQUID! AND ARE ALL ITCHY AND POKEY! AARRRGH!

2// SAW A NEW DOCTOR AND HE GAVE ME DRUGS WITHOUT ANY THIRD DEGREE! ANTIBIOTIC DROPS FOUR TIMES A DAY!!

3// BUT AT LEAST I GET TODAY AND TOMORROW OFF FROM WORK!

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY GRODY EYEBALL? I KNEW IT!!

(It isn't as interesting as the tease, except for the part when i raised my fist into the air and shouted the country's name as train car after train car passed in front of my car with things like "CANADA", "CANADA GRAIN BOARD", and "Saskatchewan Grain of Canada" painted on their sides.)

Stupid Canadians and their stupid grain.