DOES IT INVOLVE SONG AND DANCE?
DON'T THESE THINGS INVOLVE A SONG AND DANCE, MAYBE A PONY, EVEN A DOG.

GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

CONFESSION: I USE TO PICK UP ALL THE LETTERS I DROPPED IN A DAY'S POSTING HERE ON METACHAT AND MAKE WORDS WITH THEM AND STRUNG THEM TOGETHER IN SENTENCES YOU COULD FIND IF YOU SEARCHED THE SENTENCE.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF THERE IS A COPY LEFT OF WHERE THEY ALL WERE OR WHAT THEY SAID.

I BETTER BE ABLE TO STILL METACHAT AFTER STARTING THE NEW JOB TOMORROW!

CONFESSION: MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ETHYLENE IS TALKING ABOUT.

DARN YOU FEDEX, I WAS HERE ALL DAY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ATTEMPTED TO DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE FEDEX PLACE TONIGHT AND LOOK FOR IT!

CONGRATS DANO!!!

CAN YOU DO THE METACHAT? DO YOU KNOW THE LINDY HOP?
CAN YOU DO THE BOOGALOO AND SWIVEL LIKE YOUR HIPS CAN'T STOP?

AMRO, IT COULD BE BECAUSE I WAS MISSING A B.

DOES ANYONE ELSE WEAR OUT THEIR SHIFT KEY ON THE LEFT SIDE?

HOORAY FOR DANO!!

AS LONG AS YOU ARE REASONABLY ENTERTAINING, THEY WILL LOVE IT TPS!! ALSO, BRING HANDOUTS. I ALWAYS LOVED HANDOUTS.

OR, EVEN BETTER, HAND PUPPETS!! WHO DOESN'T LOVE HAND PUPPETS? I USED THEM TO GIVE MY MATRON OF HONOR SPEECH AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING AND IT WAS A TOTAL HIT!

I GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE HANDOUTS, BUT I HATE THAT I HAVE TO DO A POWERPOINT. I'M THE LAST SPEAKER ON THE LAST DAY, WON'T EVERYONE BE TIRED OF POWERPOINTS BY THEN? WOULDN'T THEY RATHER JUST STARE AT MEEEEE?

SCREW POWERPOINT. DO AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE! WITH HAND PUPPETS! AND 15 DIFFERENT VOICES! THAT'LL WAKE 'EM UP!

YAY, DANO! GO KICK SOME SERIOUS BUM TOMORROW!

OK I JUST REVIEWED THE WHOLE AGENDA, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF REALLY BORING TOPICS. SO HOPEFULLY, MY TALK WILL BE A WELCOME RELIEF.

::WORKING TO PUMP MYSELF UP::

THE WASHER AND DRYER WERE DELIVERED TWO WEEKS AGO AND THEY STILL HAVEN'T BEEN HOOKED UP, BECAUSE THE WORKERS WEREN'T LET INTO THE BUILDING. MY CHOICES ARE TO SEND OUT THE LAUNDRY--THEY DIDN'T TREAT THE STAINS I HAD MADE A POINT OF ASKING THEM TO LAST TIME--OR TO SCHLEP THREE HUGE BAGS UP AND DOWN TWO LONG FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. THERE'S NOVALID REASON WHY I WASN'T TOLD AT THE TIME THEY WERE REFUSED ENTRY...ESPECIALLY WITH TWO PEOPLE POSTED AT THE DOOR DURING THE DAY. THERE IS NOT ONE FUCKING WORD IN THE CONDO BYLAWS THAT SAYS I CAN'T HAVE A DISPOSAL. I WON'T ACCEPT THE SUPER'S WORD THAT I CAN'T WHEN THE SPOILED PRINCE WAS ALLOWED TO DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS. I REALLY RESENT THAT I AM EXPECTED TO DEPEND ON AND REWARD INCOMPETENCE!!!!

I'VE EMAILED THE LAWYER, BUT SHE HASN'T GOTTEN BACK TO ME YET.

MY FATHER INTERFERED AT THE LAST MINUTE--EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM I HAD MADE A RESERVATION SOMEWHERE-- AND I WAS ASKED TO MY COUSINS IN JERSEY FOR THE HOLIDAY. I LIKE THESE PEOPLE BUT THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT AND THE MESSAGE THIS GIVES IS:
BRUJITA DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
BRUJITA HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO
BRUJITA IS THRILLED TO HAVE A CRUMB THROWN AT HER

THEY CALL THEIR YOUNGEST (OF FOUR) A LITTLE HITLER--I HADN'T MET THE GIRL BEFORE, BUT MY OBSERVATION IS THAT SHE NEEDS MORE ONE ON ONE ATTENTION AND NOT BE BAD MOUTHED LIKE THIS. I'VE BEEN AROUND MONSTROUS KIDS; THIS IS NOT SAMANTHA.


I WANT TO GET OUT OF NEW YORK FOR A WHILE, BUT I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE UNTIL THE KITCHEN IS FINISHED, WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SEVERAL WEEKS AGO!!!


MY EYE IS STILL BOTHERING ME!!!

Thanks for the (unexpected) yays and whatnots.

FEDEX REDEEMED THEIR WICKED WAYS AND I GOT MY PACKAGE LATE! HUZZAH!

ENCOURAGE COOKIE EATING, TPS. THERE WILL BE TREATS OUT THERE FOR THE AUDIENCE, PROBABLY. FIRST THING YOU SAY (WITH YOUR HAND PUPPET!) IS - EVERYBODY GO GET A COOKIE!

I HAVE A REALLY NICE TV ON SALE ON CRAIGSLIST AND NOBODY HAS BOUGHT IT YET!!!!
STUPID BASTARDS I AM SELLING IT FOR ALMOST HALF OF WHAT I PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!
DONT YOU ASSHOLES WANT A NICE TV FOR YOUR FUCKING FAMILY SO I CAN MAKE RENT THIS MONTH????!!!! I WOULD HAVE A JOB BUT I DONT HAVE A DEGREE EVEN THOUGH I STILL HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE AND SOME AWESOME MILITARY EXPERIENCE!!! I FEEL LIKE A WHITE COLLAR PROSTITUTE TRYING TO PIMP MYSELF TO WHATEVER CORPORATION WILL HIRE ME!!!
YOU FUCKING FUCKS I'M STARVING TO DEATH!!!!!

THE STUPID STUPID JOB I WANTED WAS JUST GIVEN TO SOMEONE ELSE, EVEN THOUGH I WOULD BE PERFECT. STUPID STUPIDY STUPID!

TEEPS YOU'LL BE FANTASTICO! DANO I ALMOST POSTED TODAY TO ASK ABOUT THE NEW GIG BUT I WASN"T SURE IF DAY ONE WAS TODAY OR TOMORROW! I HOPE YOU CAN STILL PLAY FROM THE NEW PLACE!

WHY WOULD YOU CALL THE BUSINESS LINE I HAVE IN MY HOUSE, AND WHEN I ANSWER WITH MY BUSINESS GREETING, SAY "OH, IS THIS IS A BUSINESS?" EXCUSE ME, I SAY? "IS THIS A BUSINESS?" HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLAIN WHO YOU ARE BEFORE I START DISHING OUT THE DETAILS, LADY? FEEL FREE TO TRY IT IF YOU CALL BACK.

OH, AND I GOT A DECENT AMOUNT OF WORK DONE ON MY PRESENTATION TODAY! EVEN THOUGH NONE OF THE PEOPLE I E-MAILED FOR INPUT GAVE ANY! I FEEL PROUD.

MY SISTER'S FOUR YEAR OLD CAT WAS KILLED IN A FIGHT WITH A DEER TODAY. THE CAT WAS HUGE, IT WEIGHED TWENTY POUNDS AND WASN'T OVERWEIGHT, JUST GIANT.

I NEED A JOB.
I NEED A JOB.
I NEED IS A GODDAMNED JOB, GOD DAMN IT, SO I CAN GET A PLACE OF MY OWN AND STOP LIVING WITH MY LOVELY FRIENDS WHO REALLY ARE LOVELY, HONEST, BUT AFTER THREE MONTHS OF LIVING IN THEIR BASEMENT I REALLY, *REALLY* NEED A PLACE OF MY OWN, WHICH MEANS I NEED A GODDAMN JOB, DAMN IT!

OCTOTHORPE, WHAT?! AGAIN, WAIT, ..WHAT?