Bonus 70's Era Joke for Rainbaby →[More:]
The passing of the Mr. Whipple guy reminded me of a joke in my way past.
When Nixon first went to China, he got of the plane, and when we walked up to Mao Tse Tung, he impulsively gave him a hug. Mao was taken aback, and an aide pulled Nixon aside and whispered:
PLEASE! Don't squeeze the Chairman!
(I have a few of 'em!)