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20 November 2007

Letters to A**holes Dear Editor of Weekly National Paper,[More:]

The next time you want an article about something I went to a week ago would you please not call me the night before deadline at ass o clock and tell me you want it? Tell me, like, the DAY AFTER THE EVENT or something.

You are very lucky I was testing my new condenser microphone and have sweet fuckin' sound of the whole thing.

Love and kisses,
Your Writer

Dear Editor of Snooty Chewy Quarterly,

I think you were drunk when you sent this assignment.

I am not going to clarify though - I am going to be writing a well footnoted paranoid screed per your request and you are going to publish it and pay me moneys!

Pinching her nose at the beerbreath,
Your Writer
I know where you're coming from Grace; I've had to put every TV show I've ever proposed writing about on TiVo Season Pass in case they decide some weeks down the line that they would like my opinion on it. Yet, my online editors are very much NOT a**holes; they even payed me EXTRA for one article they couldn't use due to a misunderstanding (that they admitted was theirs - whoa). It's been a while since I've been paid to specifically write a paranoid screed. Maybe that's why I haven't broken into print,
posted by wendell 20 November | 18:25
What can this song be? || *ducks*

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