MetaChat - Ladies and germs, may I introduce a friend of mine, and a new bunny.

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19 November 2007

Ladies and germs, may I introduce a friend of mine, and a new bunny. Give your best bunny welcome to whiskeychimp! I am not responsible for his behaviour. No, really. I'm not.

post by: elizard at: 19:36 | 22 comments

Hi whiskeychimp. Pass that bottle this way, willya?

posted by jonmc 19 November | 19:39

Good thing about chimps is that they're easily distracted by shiny things and realistic baby dolls.

*hands baby doll to whiskeychimp, steals whiskey*

posted by mudpuppie 19 November | 19:42

Oh, and in case you're wondering whose marmalade that is, it's his:

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by elizard 19 November | 19:44

I don't see how this can possibly end well. A chimp? And whiskey? We've already got jonmc, god help us!

Just kidding. You get the official Whuffle Welcome!

posted by Specklet 19 November | 19:45

Welcome aboard, whiskeychimp!

posted by BoringPostcards 19 November | 19:53

Hi, whiskeychimp. Did elizard tell you that the n00bs have to give all of us backrubs?

posted by iconomy 19 November | 19:56

Wee haven't done the full initiation in a long time.
Who gets the baby oil and who gets the paddle?

posted by ethylene 19 November | 19:59

He's still in his comment wait period, so this is from him:

I have left over massage oil,and a tennis racket from 600 a.d...do these count?

posted by elizard 19 November | 20:23

We have a wait period now?
Does this mean single males no longer have to do the obligatory formal mating dance?

posted by ethylene 19 November | 20:33

Woo! A noobier n00b. Wait! I mean welcome, whiskeychimp! Can't wait until you can chime in :)

posted by Sil 19 November | 20:48

I thought *I* was your whiskeychimp! /me cries into his The Macallan.

posted by Eideteker 19 November | 21:14

Honey, you're my whiskey silverback ;)

*hugs eide, picks nits, hands him a bottle of Laphroiag*

posted by elizard 19 November | 21:36

Welcome, whiskeychimp. . .

Now where the hell ARE you?

posted by danf 19 November | 22:00

hi whiskeychimp!

*lines up for her massage*

posted by gomichild 19 November | 22:49

Hi whiskeychimp!

whas zat?

You dohno me you no good...

Ok whaever.

posted by arse_hat 20 November | 00:12

Welcome n00b!

posted by deborah 20 November | 00:59

Whiskychimp, you're activated! I would have mailed you, but having trouble with gmail at the moment; welcome to the monkey house, bunny!

posted by taz 20 November | 01:47

Hey! That's *my* sword! Howdy, whiskychimp.

posted by chewatadistance 20 November | 07:33

whiskeychimp is coolest imaginary friend since beerbucket starting hanging around here.

Welcome, mr. friendofelizardisafriendofmine.

posted by danostuporstar 20 November | 10:33

Hiya, whiskeychimp!

posted by box 20 November | 10:34

Welcome to MeCha. mmmm, whiskey...

posted by theora55 20 November | 15:18

soon, whiskeychimp will just be chimp. Buncha alcoholics in this place. Hiya!

posted by gaspode 20 November | 15:25

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