That dude is on muscle relaxers or something. What the f? I got about 1/5 of the way into it and then I had to stop. Not because the dude is a lunatic, but because his jolty reading was irritating the hell out of me.

Oh, you have to listen to all 12 minutes to get the full effect of not only his reading, but the amazing circuitousness of what he is saying (hint: I still have no idea and I've listened to this thing a couple of times, mainly because of the non-rhythm of his reading). WTF indeed!