stuck in pub on a slow news day Strictly T&A: spoilt feline rides in car; large breasts featured on bad reality tv show; Amy Winehouse drunk onstage... this is why I don't take a newspaper.
→[More:] There was also some stuff about interst rates, plenty of pathetic moaning about football and a serial killer story... but it didn't exactly make for ideal dinner reading. what's (dis)gracing the front page of your nearest rag?