"Some velvet morning when I'm straight/I'm gonna open up your gate."

I'll be waiting, sugar.

Also - could they put more vasoline on Nancy's lens? srsly.

Also - I can't decide if this is the worst or best thing ever. What's the word for that?

He looks completely blank, like he's talking to his accountant. She looks like she's on some serious hallucinogens. Nancy, for the love of god don't eat any more flowers!

The two parts of the songs aren't even attempting to mesh. No mixing, just straight cuts between what amounts to two completely different videos for two completely different songs.

Still. Beachy, dark and folky. There's a serious duality happening here - Marlboro man commercial versus douche commercial. Glorious. And terrible.

makes me want to listen to einstürzende neubauten's cover of "sand".

The two parts weren't meant to mesh.

Pffft, Phaedra.