The thinking is that he has to report any gift over $50 so we should inundate him with $55 sex toys that have names like "Carmen Gettits' Realskin Ass and Pussy Set" just so we can laugh at him when it comes time for him to declare all that stuff.

We're really not expecting to win anything or change his no-fun-allowed policy, we'd just like to point fingers and snicker.

I like it. Maybe this would help loosen him up a bit. It would certainly look good on his declaration. (NSFW, surprise, surprise)

King, below, displays his own favorite sex toys:

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From all of the past experiences we have had with this sort of Talibanism, it is more than an even bet that he as a locked drawer full of butt plugs and AA batteries.

Am I wrong?

I'll stick a dildo in the barrel of your gun,
Try to rifle about with America's sex fun.
Go fuck yourself with your Award of Excellence,
Then arrest yourself siting your laws on decadence.