Grrrrr-idjit-clients-rrrrrr. Minor rant-filter.→[More:]Seriously. If you're on your honeymoon, that's cool. Enjoy yourselves. Have lots of HMS. But when your water goes out and you have two dogs at home that I'm taking care of, feel free to call back and check on the f'ing situation, or at least answer your cellphone so this shit can be resolved. They're your dogs, for Ghandi-flipping sakes.

*Yes the dogs have been taken care of. I went back to my house and filled a pitcher with water. I'll do the same every damn subsequent visit until these doucheheels get back to town. thankfully, they live less than two miles from my house. Otherwise, I'd be really pissed.