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07 November 2007

Overhead on the bus this morning, from a guy in a pained cellphone conversation: "Look, I don't have time to listen to you, so just tell me what I can solve."
(Unfortunately, it reminded me a bit too much of some of my counseling classmates! (As well as my own worst tendencies. Sigh.))
posted by occhiblu 07 November | 11:51
This makes me laugh.

I've been known to over-explain and talk too much. Comments I hear from my sister and husband: "Make a long story short." and "Cut to the chase."

Can you imagine asking a client to make a long story short? The thought of it makes me giggle.
posted by LoriFLA 07 November | 12:05
"...uh huh... yeah... well i don't know where you got it! just go to the doctor, they'll give you some penicillin and it should clear right up."
posted by dno 07 November | 12:15
Totally sounds like something my father would say (although you couldn't get my father on a bus if you paid him). He thinks if you tell him about your problem you expect him to fix it. If its something he can't fix, he gets frustrated, like "why are you telling me about this then?" It used to bother me but now I find it equal parts hilarious and endearing.
posted by SassHat 07 November | 13:06
Another "Men Are From Mars" poster boy.
posted by StickyCarpet 07 November | 13:21
Haha- nice find/overhearing occhiblu. That should be made into a rubber stamp or something.
posted by small_ruminant 07 November | 13:25
That man is my new god.
posted by TheDonF 07 November | 13:39
haha! I thought it was funny, and read it out loud to my husband, who said, "what an asshole." And I said, "but look, maybe he's not arrogant asshole; maybe he's a guy who's basically low-level and whose duties are extremely circumspect, who doesn't need the whole back story - he just needs to know what they need fixed that he can do?"

Who knows? But it's a funny line. Made me laugh.
posted by taz 07 November | 14:06
From what I could tell, he was being an asshole. But I obviously couldn't hear what the other person (presumably his girlfriend) was saying, so he may have been justified in being an asshole.

It also seemed to be "Have contentious personal conversations very loudly in public" day on the bus. Christ, people. It's 8 o'clock in the morning, of course you're arguing with each other. Civilized people do not try to conduct difficult conversations at such an hour. Hang up, go have some coffee, and call back at noon.
posted by occhiblu 07 November | 14:12
Christ, people. It's 8 o'clock in the morning, of course you're arguing with each other. Civilized people do not try to conduct difficult conversations at such an hour.

Wait a minute . . . people actually do things at eight a.m.?

posted by jason's_planet 07 November | 14:29
Wait a minute . . . people actually do things at eight a.m.?

Some of us are 2.5 hours into our day, at that point. *groan*
posted by BoringPostcards 07 November | 14:34
One of my consulting gigs was putting out brush fires for a sales group in HP. I used similar statements often, especially while addressing one of their staff meetings over a speaker phone. When my job is to turn around an underperforming quarter that ends in three weeks, I don't have a whole lot of patience, especially if it's because someone royally screwed up and everyone is trying to get their innocence on the record.

I loved that job but I swear it took ten years off my life.
posted by mischief 07 November | 14:46
I would say that was me you heard but I don't ride the bus.
posted by puke & cry 07 November | 15:53
"Make a long story short."

A friend that I quite like has the habit of using this phrase when she is introducing another long clause in an already long story, with no evidence that she understands that she's not only not doing what she claims to be doing, but is actually using the phrase not to do it with. I love it.
posted by omiewise 07 November | 16:39
If its something he can't fix, he gets frustrated, like "why are you telling me about this then?"
Heh, that could be me. Even when I say it, I realise how ridiculous it is, but it seems to be hard-wired into me that problems are to be solved and that the only reason you would share them is because you want help with a solution.
posted by dg 08 November | 15:55
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