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04 November 2007

I am trapped on the couch. The BF fell asleep while leaning me and I'm stuck. I can reach the laptop, but not the water or the food. My phone has just alerted me to a new message and my left arm is asleep.

post by: youngergirl44 at: 20:35 | 25 comments

This is making me laugh a great deal.

But I am very sorry for your plight.

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 20:39

Pro tip: Smack him on the head with the laptop.

Problem solved.

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 20:45

I cannot reach the remote. At least Family Guy is on and I can enjoy that.

Ha! He shifted and is now snoring into by butt. I also cannot reach my camera.

posted by youngergirl44 04 November | 20:45

I need an asci diagram, please.

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 20:48

Hahahahaha. Now, if only he were wearing his gnome hat. . . .

posted by crush-onastick 04 November | 20:55

Haha, that's awesome. Order a pizza online, the smell is guaranteed to wake him up. (I know it would wake me)

posted by Memo 04 November | 21:07

I need an asci diagram, please.

^z
^z
^z
o-|-<
_____

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 21:17

Wait, where's the remote and the laptop?

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 21:27

^z
^z
^z
o-|-<

_[ ]__¥__

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 21:32

My dear, that is why God created sharp elbows.

posted by bunnyfire 04 November | 21:41

The laptop is in front of me on the coffee table, the remote is at the other end of the couch.

I tried the asci diagram. I am bad at asci. Here is a bunny.
≡ Click to see image ≡

Yes. It's a picture 'cause I couldn't figure out how to do it as actual text. I'm lame.

posted by youngergirl44 04 November | 21:46

You have no choice. You'll have to chew off your arm.

posted by arse_hat 04 November | 21:47

No, no, chew off his arm.

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 21:50

This is the bunny version of a "Saw" movie.

posted by BoringPostcards 04 November | 21:57

OMG IT'S ALIVE!
I am free! Now if I could only get the feeling in my arm back.

posted by youngergirl44 04 November | 22:01

Damn. Now what?

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 22:05

Tell him to make us all drinks.

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 22:09

..... I'm waiting.....

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 22:17

Yeah, totally. Now that this little drama is over, I'm bored.

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 22:17

\passes glasses of ice water to everyone
we're drinking less beer and more water now that the BF has to be up at 5.30 every am

posted by youngergirl44 04 November | 22:30

Well, shit. Total anticlimax.

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 22:35

But the ascii art was totally cool, so I think the whole ordeal was worth it.

posted by occhiblu 04 November | 22:56

Ascii art makes EVERYTHING worthwhile.

posted by mudpuppie 04 November | 22:59

No bloodshed? No beer? Not worth it.

posted by arse_hat 04 November | 23:00

You are just a little person, a pie and lots of infidelity away from an R Kelly song.

posted by jrossi4r 05 November | 09:11

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