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01 November 2007

Me: What's your favorite thing to eat?

P: Sorry, I don't understand that question.

Me: How many face lifts have you had?

P: That's a silly question, and I can't answer that.

Me: So, who was the walrus?

P: I can't answer that, no, next question please.

Me: What's the best song on your new album?

P: Oh, you want to hear a song? How about something from my new album? I have just the very one.



0_o
posted by iconomy 01 November | 10:37
BP: What time is it?

P: I can't answer that, no, next question please.

And yet, he's wearing a watch.
posted by BoringPostcards 01 November | 10:42
Dammit, he won't answer any of my questions.
posted by box 01 November | 10:44
I asked him why he married such an obnoxious little gold-digger and he actually sang a song about how he didn't know.
posted by chuckdarwin 01 November | 10:48
He completely refused to answer my questions about his 1980 marijuana arrest in Tokyo, and why he let Linda sing during his concerts.

And when I asked him if he regretted doing that jingoistic post-9/11 song in light of current events, he played a song from his new album.

I had some questions about his collaborations with Michael Jackson, but now I don't even feel like bothering to ask 'em.
posted by box 01 November | 10:49
This is hilarious. He won't answer any question unless it has the word music, song, or album in it.
posted by iconomy 01 November | 10:55
I asked him if he really died back in the 60s and he said he didn't know and couldn't answer my question. Hmmm...
posted by Atom Eyes 01 November | 11:00
Me: What comes next in this sequence? A B C

P: Uh. No. I can't answer that. I have no idea what you're talking about, and my brain has just gone VERY blank.
posted by iconomy 01 November | 11:01
ico, this is why we're not celebrity journalists.
posted by box 01 November | 11:10
i asked him whether or not there will be a wings reunion, and he started on this looooooooooong story about how when they first started as a band they used to hop in a van and show up at random universities throughout the uk and charge 50p at the door where they would play the eleven songs they rehearsed, going into something about george martin doing something with him in the caribbean...

between the network buffering and his grandpa-like nonsensical rambling non-answer, i closed my browser.

can i ask ringo a question now?
posted by syntax 01 November | 11:26
I asked him how Ringo was doing and he said it was a silly question and he refused to answer. Are they feuding now?
posted by Atom Eyes 01 November | 11:43
You know, judging from his performance in this Q&A, I'm starting to think Lennon's original draft of "Glass Onion" might have looked something like this:

Well here's another clue for you all
The box of rocks walrus was Paul
posted by Atom Eyes 01 November | 11:53
I asked him how long his prick was and he went on and on about his new album. Maybe he lost it in a fire.
posted by Hugh Janus 01 November | 12:25
I asked him if he really beat Heather with her own prosthetic leg... and he actually said he didn't know. Right.
posted by kittyb 01 November | 12:29
By the way, that thing really illustrates the uncanny valley effect quite nicely. It's just close enough to almost but not quite passing as human that those few minor, almost microscopic design flaws become amplified, making its overall appearance quite repulsive, quite disturbing indeed.
posted by Atom Eyes 01 November | 13:18
That motherfucker doesn't know anything.
posted by puke & cry 01 November | 13:32
Me: How are you?

Paul: Song about how he doesn't know the answer to that question.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 01 November | 13:37
Me: Will you marry me?

Paul: That's a silly question, and I can't answer that.

I am crushed.
posted by JanetLand 01 November | 14:05
[bursts into tears]
posted by JanetLand 01 November | 14:14
Me: So, what's Heather like in bed?

Paul: That's a silly question, and I can't answer that.


Hmmm... perhaps there should be a DNA test of that baby.
posted by essexjan 01 November | 14:34
I asked him if he liked Van Halen and he went on and on about James Taylor and Fred Astaire. That's the only question he even attempted to answer.
posted by Hellbient 01 November | 15:49
I didn't think I could dislike the man more than I did. I was wrong.
posted by arse_hat 01 November | 16:15
I asked him if he missed John, and he started the long boring van story about going to the Nottingham University Student Union... WRONG ANSWER d00d
posted by psho 02 November | 19:43
Last night, my professor used "language" as a verb. || Do twentysomethings still read the Village Voice?

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