That guy is a wanker.

That's putting it mildly. By the way, the greek equivalent of wanker seems to be "malaka".

Wanker? Either he's certifiably crazy, or it's a badly-crafted joke.

Don't get me wrong, it's an amusing read, but WTF, dude!

I mean, to start with, fallopian tubes are the thickness of two human hairs, not to mention the fact that you can't dialate a cervix by pushing your fist into it.

not to mention the fact that you can't dialate a cervix by pushing your fist into it

*Wonders what the hell he was watching the other night, then. Those crazy, kinky Germans...*

That is the best thing I have read in ages. I have sent the link to my casework manager, demanding that my employer implements this method into our casehandling process with immediate effect. Of course, it'll mean having to hold personal hearings for all complainants, but if it means we can punch them about the head, I'm sure nobody will mind.

Ooh, good idea Jan - I am sending the link to my boss with a request that this be added to our training manual for use with difficult clients.

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

For some reason I couldn't help thinking of that super-special episode of Saved By the Bell in which Jesse gets addicted to "caffeine pills."

In fact, I cannot hear those words without thinking of Jesse Spano's tragic caffeine problem.

::sips coffee::