I got bored by all the combing, so instead I found this page -- maybe it's on there somewhere?

Yeah, tell me about it. I just let it load in the background. See, I can't tell if it's shears or some kind of blade, but in the comments someone calls it a blade. So I don't know. I don't think it's on that page you linked to, but maybe it is!

I can't get the clip to play, but it sounds like it may be a haircutting razor. Does it look like this?

*waiting for it to load*
i'm about ready to cut my ridiculously long hair, too.
i had a straight razor with a guard like in jrossi's link but somoene got freaked by it's striaght razorness and did something to it ages ago.
i'm not sure what to do with my hair excpet dehippify it. Inspired by small ruminants blond but not willing to do anything with much upkeep involved right now.

i see it. it's a double sided razor comb. i don't know if that's the name but it's a comb guard on a double sided razor. Pretty much like a straight razor with a guard.

Yes, that's it, jrossi and eth - thanks! Razor comb!

I bought a cheapo one at Amazon to see if I can do it and be all coordinated and not end up looking like Susan Powter.

Good luck, ico! I've had really good razor cuts and ones that made my hair look kind of fuzzy. (But that's probably more my hair's fault. I have very fine hair, but lots and lots of it, so it can be hard to style.)

Let us know how it turns out.

ico, be careful. I've also had really good razor cuts and really bad razor cuts. My hair is so short that it doesn't really matter, though.

I've only had bad razor cuts (I have fine thin whispy blah hair) so much so that when I see that dang comb with razor thing in any given salon I'll freak out and leave. Some hair should never meet that comb, and few people know how to use it.