First volunteer shift at recycling today. Now I have a dream. →[More:]

That dream is that one day I will be less of a newbie there, and will be able to say, "Sir, as much as we here at recycling support, nay, laud the spirit of scientific discovery, we are regrettably forced to do so by other means than by accepting and sorting your garbage bag full of ancient unwashed microwave food containers and venerable unrinsed beer cans, fascinating though the evolving life forms therein may be." Instead, I let my more experienced friend handle it. She was more polite.The rest of it was a lot of fun; I'll be back for more.