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10 October 2007

Grace Wants Her Moo Cards But the posties are on intermittent strike and I don't have them!

Strike witterings and magpies inside.[More:]

Now, I am not supposed to complain about the posties being on strike. They are back today, but I've not had any post for days and don't expect any today. If they don't strike, Royal Mail will cut forty thousand jobs and subject the rest of the work-force to rather punishing conditions. Wouldn't yo

However, I hope they win soon, so I can get my moo cards, which I ordered at the end of last month. They have cool art-deco designs on them and I'm using them as Reporter Business Cards.

In other news, I've cracked my science fiction idea. Plot synopsis below, very rough.

It will be about a girl who works as a forum admin for a scurrilous, sensational, wildly hip and profitable Glasgow-based gadget website called The Magpie, upon which a cryptic forum post about the ultimate, transformational, worldchanging gadget leads her on a curious search in the outer reaches of the freenets and the most obscure irc servers.

She finds other furtive researchers at The Magpie, and using a variety of nefarious (and technically accurate) hacks and social engineering tricks, they track down a family of asylum seekers who each have a random blinkenlight - seemingly glass and metal, growing out of smooth skin - somewhere on their bodies.

They don't remember exactly how they got the lights, although they assume they are from some torture or witchcraft inflicted by he soldiers that kidnapped them. One daughter is pregnant - will her baby have a light?

The group of researchers (mostly secretaries, interns and tech support types) nick the top recording gadgets and a sweet laptop and begin a covert analysis of the blinkenlights. They are mesmerising; they vary constantly in colour and rhythm. Over time, the family has learned to use them as a part of their communication. They have grown closer using the lights.

As the family faces its asylum hearings and the daughter gets closer to term, the rogue Magpies (who are still working their day jobs at the paper) reluctantly confide in one of the editors. They need serious science to go forward. But will the paper protect the family from the government finding out and quarantining them as a biohazard? And who is the inventor of the blinkenlights?

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That's it so far. It's a fruitful base to develop characters, perhaps introducing a few bad apples and outside pursuants of the story. There will also be a lot of real hackery, awesome gadgets, some real Muslims, a wee bit of refugee-stuff, and a gentle send-up of the gadget and hipster cultures.
eeeeep. that should be "Wouldn't you go on strike?"
posted by By the Grace of God 10 October | 04:52
If they don't strike, Royal Mail will cut forty thousand jobs
Not sure how going on strike could help to save jobs.

Best of luck with the story! Have you read William Gibson's Pattern Recognition? It has some similarities, in that cryptic posts on a forum lead a disparate bunch of techno-literate oddballs to travel the globe and the net on a mysterious quest, so perhaps it would be an interesting source of inspiration.
posted by matthewr 10 October | 05:22
Well, the Royal Mail is meant to be losing £5m a day and they've already lost an apparent 18% of their business to other companies (Amazon.co.uk now uses TNT, for example). Yes, they're entitled to strike, but what actual good is it doing them? The more they strike, the more businesses will switch to rival carriers. Like the music industry, the post office is has been far too slow to realise the impact that the internet is having on our lives and is now suffering because of it.
posted by TheDonF 10 October | 05:25
Just got my first post delivery since Friday (consisting of one letter - am expecting several parcels). Perhaps you will be in luck today!

Bemused about the postal strike. I hadn't heard the phrase 'Spanish practices' before this week, which is what the management used to describe what the unions are supposed to be encouraging.
posted by altolinguistic 10 October | 05:33
Haven't read Pattern Recognition, although I probably should. This is set in an office full of preening hipsters and a number of interesting eccentrics. Think Charlie Stross in he Atrocity Archives, or Connie Willis.

I need to figure out where the blinkenlights come from, and why, and how much the Magpies will find out, which will give me more ideas. I have a few notions.
posted by By the Grace of God 10 October | 05:42
I got my first batch of Moo cards the other day, and I just adore them! I'm sure the post will get its act in order and you will get yours soon. No one should ever be denied Moo cards.
posted by rhapsodie 10 October | 10:25
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