The URL tells me more than I want to know.

I don't want to know how the people "who also bought" the steel carabiner were using it in this context.

I think this one (NSFW) wins the weirdest sex toy title.

Well, memo, in light of all the foot-fetishism in this world (which I find utterly baffling still) that one kind of makes sense. I'm not sure how they came up with ide for the one I linked.

Good point.

I...um....wow.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please note my order for the Anal Ring Toss (C697) at the splendid price of $13.95. If you could deliver it to my place of work (in a brown paper envelope naturally) it would be more convenient as my wife does not know of my predilections. Please note that delivery is via the back door.

Thank you in advance

Your sincerely

anonymous from AskMe

Please toss anal rings responsibly and have fun!

My brain is having trouble parsing this.

Argh, I can't find a picture of this toy I stumbled upon while googling around last year. Words can't do it justice, but I'll try...

It was a pair of disembodied tits with an equally disembodied vagina slapped on underneath them. Emerging from the top of the breasts (not between them, but from the top... where the neck should be) was a couple inches of schlong. I'm guessing that in some phase of the design process, they realized that the interior tunnel wasn't going to be deep/long enough or something.

The whole thing looked like a Total Recall mutant that all the other Total Recall mutants would shy away from.

Before I clicked, I thought "I bet I've seen this before," because, you know, I've seen it all. This was a new one on me.

I suspect a former Fisher Price employee's behind this one.

Call me crazy, but someone resourceful could totally DIY this one, yes? It looks like they just went down to the local Toys 'R' Us summer clearance aisle and did some "re-purposing."

Please toss anal rings responsibly and have fun!

My brain is having trouble parsing this.

Seems like salads should be tossed in this case.

Strangely, I've actually heard of this ring toss thing ages ago. Howard Stern had a woman on the show and they were playing this game in the studio. I did not actually listen to this show; someone told me about it, unfortunately. This company may have gotten the idea from the show because to my knowledge they did a DIY job.

The fact that I know this and typed this out is disturbing on many levels.