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08 October 2007

Descartes is sitting in bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Could swear this was a Douglas Adams joke.
posted by me3dia 08 October | 10:05
Stolen from the philosopher's joke page, which also had this one:

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep.

The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black."
"Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist.
The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black."
"Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."

/end geekiness
posted by chewatadistance 08 October | 10:26
Could swear this was a Douglas Adams joke.

Yep, but it was in reference to God.
posted by TheDonF 08 October | 11:56
God reference? Well, at least it's not as old as the Descartes! heheh

As Jimi Hendrix approaches St. Peter at the pearly gate, he hears "Sunshine of my Love" wailing in the distance. Jimi asks Peter, "Did Eric Clapton beat me up here then?"

Peter says, "No, no, that's God playing. He only thinks he's Eric Clapton."
posted by mischief 08 October | 12:14
...so the bartender turns to Heisenberg and asks, "Did you see that?"

And Heisenberg replies, "I'm not certain."
posted by BitterOldPunk 08 October | 17:39
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