Someone else's dream. It's from my brother.
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"In my dream last night I had gotten a cassette hoagie, which was a section of a salami sliced lengthwise but not all the way through, like a sub roll. The filling of the 'salami roll' was cassettes. I didn't eat it but carried it around in my pocket to show everyone.

"Then I went to play pinball, and I got the multiball really quickly and was playing five balls at once. Kicking ass. Then all five balls got stuck in a straight line, wedged between two bumpers so they looked like one of those executive toys.

"I couldn't dislodge them so I tilted the machine. My game was over and then a black weasel came out of one of the holes in the table and ran out. I guess he got out from under the glass, but remember, it was a dream.

"I woke up laughing. What the fuck does it mean? A salami in my pocket? Pocket pinball?"