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09 September 2007

Paging mudpuppie

post by: small_ruminant at: 19:40 | 21 comments

In case it disappears:

I have a free room for a young female. - 45 (sunnyvale)

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Reply to: pers-418246436@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-09, 5:13PM PDT

I will give a room to a young female for free in exchange for light house keeping.

posted by small_ruminant 09 September | 19:41

I'm on it.

posted by mudpuppie 09 September | 19:42

mudpuppie wants to live in a lighthouse?

posted by jonmc 09 September | 19:42

I should have said "Paging Olena."

posted by small_ruminant 09 September | 19:46

Hi You!

This is Olena! Yes!! LOL! :) :) :) !!!!!! I'm am only 23!!!!!!

I am see your ad on Craiglist! I am need a room to sleep in since the July! In the July the house I live in it burn out! I am almost not to escape it in the July because in the June I am almost killed by a angry horse in a parade and I loose my leg! But the fire men get me out! Without the leg!!! After the July I am living in the cousin but it is not good because he stare at me with the monkey-goat eye!!!

In England there is pretty woman without leg. She is know for Heather Mills. Can you like Heather Mills???? Yes! I am to get new leg in Christmas!!!

I am from Ukraine. Where are you? In Ukraine, we cook the kyrtnykyshki. It is of grain. And fish and onion!!! Can you like the kyrtnykyshki?? I can make it for you!

I am have an interest in you room. What are you charge for it? I am only have one leg. I can clean happily but only with one leg. If there is windows and they are tall I can not have the ladder. Now please tell me what I can do. Ok. Thank you.

Who are you???? What are you want????

Also now I am marry to a man in Ukraine so there is can not be the sex with you the man. He is a lady who dress like a man but you can not know it. Please to not tell it because he is in the army and can be dead because he is a lady. But nobody know he is a lady but me. Okay! Thank you!

Mister do you like the animals? I am maybe have the animals!!! Or maybe not!!!!!

What can you want???

Now you answer and I wait!

This was Olena! Yes! LOl!!! Hi!!

posted by mudpuppie 09 September | 20:10

thank you!

why won't metachat let me post again? it is most odd. Is there a one post a day limit now?

posted by small_ruminant 09 September | 20:36

Half hour between posts, s_r.

posted by mudpuppie 09 September | 20:42

I will give a room to a young female for free in exchange for light house keeping.

Unwritten full disclosure: Said housekeeping may or may not require a French maid's uniform.

Room may also be just a room in a field and may be several kilometres away from the house you must keep.

posted by shane 09 September | 20:44

mudpuppie, I adore you.

posted by elizard 09 September | 22:23

I will give a room to a young female for free in exchange for light house keeping.

What's scary is when they will give a young female to you in exchange for a room in which you only have to do light housekeeping. I think that was, ya know, in Russia back in the day or something.
;-)

posted by shane 10 September | 00:07

Is the young female the one who has to do the housekeeping, or can anyone do that part?

posted by kenko 10 September | 01:12

*looks around the house*

D'you think Olena would like to live in Canada?

posted by deborah 10 September | 01:40

Olena would have to sleep on my couch-but it's quite plush and my housekeeping is v.v.v. light. How does she feel about the Third Coast?

posted by crush-onastick 10 September | 07:58

(I suspect there may be a decent chance that the person posting this ad is a woman, rather than a skeezy man. I make no prediction about the skeeziness of said hypothetical woman, however. Partly because I hate the word "female" used as a noun and think anyone who uses it that way deserves what they get.)

posted by occhiblu 10 September | 09:30

occhiblu- it was in the Men for Women personals section.

posted by small_ruminant 10 September | 10:40

Want to come up to my lighthouse and polish my Fresnel lens? I'll let you spend the night for free. - 45 (skankyvale)

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Reply to: pers-418246436@craigswrist.org
Date: 2007-09-09, 5:13PM PDT

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 10 September | 11:18

it was in the Men for Women personals section

Ahhh. Missed that bit.

But... really? Yikes.

posted by occhiblu 10 September | 11:49

I heart mudpuppie.

posted by Specklet 10 September | 12:36

I hate the word "female" used as a noun

Maybe it isn't being used as a noun and he just forgot to complete the phrase. A young female parrot? A young female orangutang?

posted by small_ruminant 10 September | 13:11

I was going to point out that parrots might not be great at housework, then I remembered feather dusters.

posted by occhiblu 10 September | 13:19

I've just strained my nose from snorting too hard while laughing.

posted by youngergirl44 10 September | 21:12

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