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05 September 2007

Askmecha: funny tshirts →[More:]I'm making personalized T shirts for the wedding and I'm drawing a blank when it comes to funny/risque/obscene/awful sayings to put on them. Please help!!! (no holds barred...hit me with your best/worst ones!)

post by: ramix at: 13:49 | 14 comments

How about this one?

posted by danf 05 September | 13:56

How about this one?
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In fact, with enough support, you could get it fairly cheaply by voting for it in the Woot! t-shirt derby.

posted by plinth 05 September | 14:01

You just can't beat T-Shirt Hell in terms of offensiveness and obscenity.

posted by kellydamnit 05 September | 14:16

My friend recently saw a one of those baby one piece dealies that said "They shake me" on it. Grossly inappropriate yet still funny. You could save it for when they have kiddies.

posted by LunaticFringe 05 September | 14:27

I've been lusting after this "boobies" T shirt for a while.

posted by TheDonF 05 September | 14:45

(theDonF) you cannot be serious, Man!

posted by Wilder 05 September | 14:55

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posted by desjardins 05 September | 15:53

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posted by desjardins 05 September | 15:56

I don't see how it would work for a wedding, but I have this (self-link) fairly blasphemous shirt.

posted by Hellbient 05 September | 16:12

A little dated but I used to know someone that wanted to make a shirt that said on the front "Columbine senior class 1999" with a bullseye on the back. Nothing to do with a wedding but it is pretty awful.

posted by puke & cry 05 September | 16:40

I don't see how it would work for a wedding, but I have this (self-link) fairly blasphemous shirt.
posted by hellbient 05 September | 16:12

Eponysterical.

posted by Specklet 05 September | 17:47

*a big pile of treasure with three feet and a peg-leg sticking out of it*

PIRATES
do it in the booty.

Yes, that is copyright me. No one steal it!

posted by Eideteker 05 September | 18:15

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posted by matildaben 05 September | 22:28

Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
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MARRIAGE(n): The Mourning After The Knot Before...

Marriage: A sentence, not a word.

LOVE: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

posted by dabitch 06 September | 16:10

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