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So... I'm getting the impression here that if the vagina could be relocated somewhere quite close to the boobs, and then maybe arms and legs and other flappy nonessentials removed or at least pinned back, this would be an ideal female architecture, neh?
There is a great (but creepy) documentary about those life-size dolls and the men who 'own' them. They dress them up, they name them, they photograph them. Presumably they do other things to them. Actually, the sex part does not creep me out too much. It's the treating them like people that is weird. And the sex-doll that looks like an underage school girl. Creepy.
This site is strangely compelling. I looked at every picture and description. The corn on the cob vibrator is novel to say the least. And the tiny doll with a case of toys. I never knew a speculum was a sex gadget.
typewriter - what's the name of that doc? I'm fascinated.
if the vagina could be relocated somewhere quite close to the boobs
Oh, one can dream. But alas, not in our lifetime. Perhaps in our children's lifetime though, our lucky, lucky childrens. Get to work, you lazy scientists...
I see... But what I want to know is how do you wash something like this? It's plush, which is fabric, so there's going to be a certain amount of absorbency when it's exposed to, say, the various excretions of a profusely sweating overweight Japanese man crushing poor Kumi under his weight as he furiously pumps his hairy little ding-dong into her "private hole." It sounds like a recipe for something that doesn't smell very good after a few uses.
Behind the cash register, polaroid pictures cover the wall the way a New York deli would post pictures of celebrities who had stopped in for a bite to eat. Except, instead of pictures of the cashier giving thumbs up next to Jay Leno or Regis Philbin, these are pictures of the cashier tied up and ball-gagged, bent over with a leather-clad woman sticking various objects into his hairy Japanese ass. It seemed the photos were souvenirs from some sort of bondage party held by people who work at the store. I was never more thankful for the Japanese aversion to touching hands when exchanging money.
Here is Part 1 of the article, in which the author talks about the vending machines found on the streets of Japan which dispense 'adult items'.
Warning: this article contains photos of some seriously disturbing shit, including a doll which is clearly meant to be a pre-pubescent girl, as well as other very nasty stuff. The whole thing is, of course, NSFW.
photo by splunge
photo by TheophileEscargot
photo by Kronos_to_Earth
photo by ethylene
