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From Tristan Egolf's Kornwolf:

"Her pronunciation¹ of 'phone' had been laden with the Dutch² Anal Pucker -- the Stepford drawl. Owen hadn't heard that lilt³ in years -- the nasally rolling 'oe' (with an umlaut) of 'Broeg's' a regional microbrewery⁴. Of 'poenies' galloping over a field. Of 'poems' by moonlight⁵. Of 'toetem' poles. And of secretaries⁶ named 'Joesie' on 'phoens' ...By slowing down the enunciation and rolling over, forward and back, the 'oe' while simultaneously curling the top lip⁷ sharply toward the nostrils -- thereby exposing the two front teeth (hence the 'anal' pucker) and pressing one's tongue almost flush with the roof of the mouth, then forcing a tonsillar bleat⁸ through that opening -- one may hope to re-create this phenomenon within a controlled environment⁹. Anyone who's ever left the county would have to recognize it as local stuff. Only the people of Stepford Town could demand of their faces¹⁰ the work of an anus."